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Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5837) - you deserved it (44839)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

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if it's any consolation i think i just pissed myself.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:06pm by timmytwofinger

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Wow you have an impressive arm...very very difficult to throw a rock straight up and down...
You should put some of that training diligence into the "dodging" component of the excercise

#7 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:42am by sai

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