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Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)

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Awwww, that's so sad! Did you end up trying the fragrance?

#2 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:35am by thebaroness

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Don't worry dude, I use to have long hair and people would whistle at me and my girlfriend while we were kissing. lol, they probably thought we were lesbians or something. One time a teacher walked up to us because we were holding hands, she started laughing and told me that she thought I was a girl.

I don't have that problem anymore because I donated my hair, but once it grows back I'll be back in the same spot.

#17 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:45pm by What!?

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