Miscellaneous: Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking...

By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By mortifying - 28/10/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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It's not what you think

By Redfaced - 15/05/2013 16:54 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By dizzlewizzle - 06/03/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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Ah, teenage love…

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 13:09

You don't get much, do you?

WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:59

i'd think after a while you'd think "huh this foot feels funny..."

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WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:59

i'd think after a while you'd think "huh this foot feels funny..."

blah_blah_shity 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 5:29

LOL loser

citylights 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:08

HAHAHAHAHA

IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 18:05

Tht face your making reminds me of Toby :o

Botron 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 8:18

Jhnjdfn'lkjadhHAHhHhHahhahahahahahAHHAHAH. that's about the funniest thing ive heard in a while.

milatoboy92 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:14

lmfao dude ive done the same thing

mister_moops 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:58

hahaha wow you loser

azzh0le 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:17

You obviously aren't very smart...

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 13:09

You don't get much, do you?

retrosaxaphone 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:28

Oh my the comments are funnier than the FML hahaha. Sux for you bro -- youll find someone... eventually

kornonthecobb 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:43

wow u got horny by playing footsie lol ur 1 special dude lol

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