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Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by ananomoose - United States (Vermont)

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You deserved that one. You should just study for the exam, get a passing grade, and meet someone better down the road. How do you know she won't turn into a crack whore given her attitude about taking an exam??

#2 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:40am by jdb2009

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well you probably would have failed either way :P

#1 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:40am by cbrown89

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