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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 May 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49176) - you deserved it (5074)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23153) - you deserved it (64222)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26982) - you deserved it (2207)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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