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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 May 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About zuzuily : Life has taught me to keep my head up. Optimism's my way of life and negativity is bullshit. Never lose yourself. Be strong. Survive.
❌ Fuck Cancer! ❌

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Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML


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