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zsefvgby
  • Town/Country : Ottawa , Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 128
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zsefvgby : Just your average teenage guy who like football and being with friends.

I will not hesitate to:
- correct your spelling (if I notice it)
- down vote you (if you truly deserve it)
- give my opinion of your post/comment

Other than that I am very understanding and always enjoy a good joke

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Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25434) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/22/2013 at 6:49am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30972) - you deserved it (3002)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)



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