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Today an elderly gentleman cummd into store complaining of a toothache so I showd him where the Orajel was locatd. He then insistd on making a big scene claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. real FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 11:57am - work - by lifebecrazed (woman) -

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, mah mum yallad at ma 4 wanting to apply to univarsity coursa that sha doasn't approva of!! I'm applying 4 Biomadical Scianca and Microbiology, sha's an unamployad Jahovah's Witnass!! FML

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On 09/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by WhatTheFaf (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAND PRACTICE. THE BAND WAS TALKING TO EACH OTHER WITH LANGUAGE LYK ( CADENCE ), ( RESOLUTION ) AN ( CONSECUTIVE FIFTHS ). WHEN THEY SPOKE TO ME, THEY USD TERMS LYK ( TICK ), ( BONG ), ( TICKY BONG ); AN ( BONGY TICK ). MUSICALLY, I FEEL LYK A BABOON. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Was Watching Star Wars : Attack Of The Clones, An Yoda Was Using The Force To Move A Heavy Object. While In The Middle Of Mah Loungeroom, I Instinctively Put Mah Hand Up To Use The Force To Help Him, Infront Of Mah Father An Sister. My Sister Will Never Let Me Live It Down. FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Fuzzy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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