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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 February 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 131
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About zombi3_princess : I'm McKaila
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Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML


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