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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12425
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About zoecakes : You wouldn't like me.

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Today, I met a cute guy fir coffee. Everyting was going fine, rigt up until e started telling me about is alien encounters and super psycic powers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60664) - you deserved it (8983)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

today my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shrt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso . When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking fir yur boobs but apparently u have none" FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by tinytitty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

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