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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12582
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About zoecakes : You wouldn't like me.

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Visits<b>siyca</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:28pm<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 7:39pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 3:55pm<b>lahutchins</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 11:07am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 7:46pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 10:56pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:15am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:31pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:03pm<b>TMG_The_Best</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:25pm<b>Mendez6</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 11:00am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 8:18pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:21am<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 6:06pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:37pm<b>AlexArtorias</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 7:10pm<b>Koizumie</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:33pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 12:00pm

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zoecakes's favorite FMLs

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

#548687
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63946) - you deserved it (9314)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

#544318
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101777) - you deserved it (8981)

On 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by tinytitty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
533 comments

I agree, your life sucks (267245) - you deserved it (35528)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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