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Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. FML

#20708889
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I agree, your life sucks (58909) - you deserved it (3232)

On 06/06/2013 at 1:08am - work - by hesgonnahateme - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59985) - you deserved it (5021)

On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55987) - you deserved it (9313)

On 05/29/2013 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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