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About zingline89 : Real estate investor and salesman. If you think something I said was stupid, you most likely failed to sense the sarcasm. Either that or I just said something really stupid.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today , as I was walking to my car , I noticd a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen , I walkd up to the driver's side door and said "excuse me". The lady then macd me through the open window. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, cuz the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. fat FML
Today , I was babysitting , and a little grl askd for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation , only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University , and her little brother had to correct me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015