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  • Town/Country : Spalding, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 24
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was taking a patient's blood pressure, and listening for his pulse with my stethoscope. I couldn't hear anything, so I adjusted the cuff and tried again. Still no pulse. He pointed out that my stethoscope was the wrong way around and sneered, "You been smokin' the reefer, boy?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11636) - you deserved it (29751)

On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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On 12/16/2012 at 3:31am - love - by ghost? - Australia (Western Australia)



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