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About zilla52 : read fml. every day I work and go to school. full time I'm a big geek I'm just a big kid never want to grow up.

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60898) - you deserved it (4985)

On 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by fucklife - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML


I agree, your life sucks (73228) - you deserved it (12906)

On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71187) - you deserved it (7491)

On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML


I agree, your life sucks (48698) - you deserved it (8374)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

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