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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1516
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About zed34 : Simple down to earth, i enjoy the outdoors and playing sports. Football, basketball and wrestling are my favorites. Get to know me...

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Visits<b>magicdust95</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 3:27am<b>footinthemouth07</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 8:52pm<b>Zatalmas</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 2:09am<b>ikeb</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 11:12pm<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 5:46am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 12:59pm<b>M3DO</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 12:50pm<b>mkmon7</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 12:11pm<b>Donut_Prince</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 3:04pm<b>Jose2018</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 1:33am<b>gwen128128</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 4:40am<b>desijatt</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 7:36pm<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 9:47am<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 3:12pm<b>ilanie04</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 8:31am<b>Emma1562</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 5:27pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 10:38am<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 4:13pm

Fucked!<b>magicdust95</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 9:27am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 6:59pm<b>thatchick1994</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 11:36pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 12:12am<b>johnrdz3</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 4:27am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 12:47am<b>octopandarex</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 1:57pm<b>cass4u404</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 2:14am<b>denaeb123</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 6:08am<b>iedsrduan</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 11:20pm<b>skidude4</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 4:05pm

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zed34's favorite FMLs

Today, while chatting with a friend online, I told her that Kristen Stewart isn't going to star in the 50 Shades movie as she originally thought. She then spammed me with so many "NO"/"NO WAY" messages that my crappy laptop froze up, forcing me to reboot and lose a ton of unsaved essay notes. FML

by CHEERS, TUMBLTARD / 09/13/2013 at 5:31pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 1:06pm / Ireland (Donegal) / Kids

Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML

by peniswoman / 07/14/2013 at 1:03pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Intimacy

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

by ohmygod / 06/20/2013 at 1:49am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

by Anonymous / 03/23/2013 at 11:21am / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

by Acolyte of the Bacon God / 02/15/2013 at 2:50pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

by banned / 03/09/2012 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

by crosseyed / 06/10/2009 at 3:42pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

by addictedtofml / 02/24/2009 at 2:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy