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zaynakins

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 448
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zaynakins : My life isnt worthy of an FML, but you will occasionally come across my sarcastic comments here and there.
Also, feel free to kik/message me: zaynasnotonfire

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Visits<b>quarterbird</b> - yesterday at 11:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:30pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:55pm<b>Amiiii</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 7:49am<b>Hunter4413</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 10:43pm<b>ManiBoo</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 3:44pm<b>whitelightning19</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 10:43pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 6:12pm<b>ShadowOpsV4</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 10:25am<b>RMfml33</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 11:18pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 7:43am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 9:21pm<b>dudeman1212</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 9:43am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 7:06pm<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 3:37pm<b>hard_candy</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 10:47pm<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 10:40pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:30am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 6:55pm<b>ShadowOpsV4</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 4:25pm<b>Shemp_5</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 4:38am<b>carecow</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 10:21pm<b>rekkas</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 4:48am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 3:50am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 1:19am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 10:16am

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zaynakins's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

#21299788
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28276) - you deserved it (7435)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

#21296102
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36123) - you deserved it (5368)

On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

#21286665
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28818) - you deserved it (5047)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm - health - by Discipl (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML

#21283737
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31313) - you deserved it (2675)

On 10/23/2014 at 11:56am - misc - by mnote (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

#21275026
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34050) - you deserved it (3264)

On 10/10/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by JulietMarie - United States (New York)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

#21261625
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33975) - you deserved it (5276)

On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

#21224360
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39300) - you deserved it (4358)

On 07/30/2014 at 12:41am - love - by Humiliated & Heart-Broken - United States (Texas)

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

#21215497
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42546) - you deserved it (3113)

On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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