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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 628
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zaynakins : My life isnt worthy of an FML, but you will occasionally come across my sarcastic comments here and there.
Also, feel free to kik/message me: zaynasnotonfire

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Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29566) - you deserved it (7664)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (5598)

On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (5655)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm - health - by Discipl (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32639) - you deserved it (2785)

On 10/23/2014 at 11:56am - misc - by mnote (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35421) - you deserved it (3378)

On 10/10/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by JulietMarie - United States (New York)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35393) - you deserved it (5444)

On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42980) - you deserved it (4963)

On 07/30/2014 at 12:41am - love - by Humiliated & Heart-Broken - United States (Texas)

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44453) - you deserved it (3253)

On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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