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About zaynakins : My life isnt worthy of an FML, but you will occasionally come across my sarcastic comments here and there.
Also, feel free to kik/message me: zaynasnotonfire
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Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Friday 24 July 2015