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by LittleRed79 / 11/11/2014 at 3:03am / Canada / Animals
by annababyyyy / 11/10/2014 at 12:01am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
by betterthanhodor / 11/08/2014 at 9:09am / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Intimacy
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
by NoJobNovember / 11/06/2014 at 2:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Airplane crap / 10/21/2014 at 4:13pm / United States (Kansas) / Transportation
Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML
by lolwut / 09/11/2014 at 2:33am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
by Perdito_Coño / 09/05/2014 at 4:55pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by A continent away / 09/02/2014 at 3:48pm / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Transportation
by Happy Employee / 08/31/2014 at 5:51pm / United States (California) / Work
by gag reflex / 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML
by overly nationalistic redneck / 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by sleeplessinrichmond / 09/15/2013 at 2:02am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Retarded / 09/05/2013 at 2:57am / United States (Florida) / Work
by still together / 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…