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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 August 1976 (39 years)
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About zango1 : Sadly, nothing cool or interesting to report. Try to laugh at least once a day, life's too short to spend it with you head stuck up your ass. Don't waste alcohol, there are kids in Africa that are sober.

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