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by Robert / 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
by Sebastian20 / 05/08/2013 at 7:05am / Netherlands (Groningen) / Miscellaneous
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