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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1514
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About zBerryz : Flutist, nerd, simply complex ✌️

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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30547) - you deserved it (4456)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6532) - you deserved it (76322)

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