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  • Town/Country : Oregon, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1996 (17 years)
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About zBLAKEz : "Life for you has been less than kind. So take a number, stand in line. We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt. But how we survive, is what makes us who we are!"

I love Rise Against, Crown the Empire, Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate, Get Scared, Sum 41, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Pokemon, Xbox, Borderlands, Halo, Gears of War, Netflix, anime, working out, driving.

My current favorite songs are Tempt Me, Temptation by A Skylit Drive, and Mark My Words by For All Those Sleeping.

"You're lower than dirt and that's where you belong. Face down in the ground, not making a sound. Someday you'll find that the countless times you stepped on me were fueling my fire."

I support equal rights and am pro choice.

"I am not afraid of the storm that comes my way. When it hits it shakes me to the core and makes me stronger than before!"

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