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  • Town/Country : Ireland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 52
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

#20766565
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43761) - you deserved it (4513)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML

#20171880
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20653) - you deserved it (1918)

On 11/21/2012 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Dead_Fox (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41589) - you deserved it (8919)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

#18112365
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26671) - you deserved it (2880)

On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

Today, the love of my life, who I moved all the way from Australia to England to be with, broke up with me cause I didn't like her cat. FML

#13934756
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26368) - you deserved it (6065)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:20am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

#9095970
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12734) - you deserved it (29725)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)



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