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z0mBi3kiTTy

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z0mBi3kiTTy

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About z0mBi3kiTTy : soft paws meow

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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TODAY , I GAVE A PRESENTATION TO MY COLLEGE CLASS ABOUT LIFE WITH TOURETTE SYNDROME . I ONLY GOT 3 MINUTES INTO IT BEFORE MY ASSWIPE CLASSMATES STARTED YELLING STUFF LIKE ( SHIT! ) , ( COCK! ) , AN ( BOB SAGET! ) I GAVE UP AN WENT BACK TO MY SEAT IN TERES AS OUR BORED INSTRUCTOR SAID ( NEXT . ) FML

#21334608
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (2359)

On 01/10/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, AFTER HAVING SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEND, WE WERE CUDDLING WHEN HE GRABBED HIS PENIS AND MADE IT SAY, "THAT WAS AMAZING! THANK YOU FOR THE SEX." HE'S 21 YEARS OLD . FML

#21330918
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27794) - you deserved it (6116)

On 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm - love - by myboyfriendisweird - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he startd attacking my wife fir breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he rantd that ( You don't see me whipping my dick out an pissing in front of everyone, do you? ) FML

#21146270
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54270) - you deserved it (4805)

On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML



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