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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yuzuru : I like gaming, anime , swimming and fishing.
I study computer engineering.

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yuzuru's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

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