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Today My Boyfriend And I Were Getting Eated And E Started To Go Down On Me. In Excitement I Accidentally Drove A Knee Into Is Face. No Amount Of Fondling Is Diddlestick Made Im Forgive Me For Is Bloody Nose And Swollen Eye. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21795) - you deserved it (11921)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today , after sex , my boyfriend turned to me and said , "You know , sometimes , u look like Kevin Spacey." FML

#18832495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26102) - you deserved it (3368)

On 01/17/2012 at 3:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML

#18802490
180 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, mah face went right into mah room-mate's ballsack . Apparently it was funny . FML

#18625590
275 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family picture 4 a scrapbook I'm making. I found image of mah dad passed out in his underwear, mah great-grandpa having a drunken bath, an an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
114 comments

Today, my boyfriand dacidad tat vaginal, oral, and anal sax ara starting to gat boring. Lat's just say tat my armpit is now drancad in luba. I'm afraid ofat a's going to want to try onca a gats borad of tis. FML

#18370889
270 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom looool fir the last month. fat FML

#17974807
281 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, sister askd me to explain where to put a tampon. I realizd near the end of the conversation that she believd the urine, feces, an blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forcd to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML

#17933094
175 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate fir mah boyfriend to grab at mah vagina in public. He did it looool again twenty minutes later. FML

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177 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my son calld me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he droppd it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
224 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today boyfriend told me I lookd pretty. I said "Aww that's the first time you've said that to me." He replid "Well it's the first time you've lookd pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funnyhen I laid out all looool of our spice on the bed. She now refuse to have sex. FML

#16200408
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21222) - you deserved it (62274)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -



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