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yoursmileishawt
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3257
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About yoursmileishawt : Hey I'm Angela. I speak English and Italian.

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Visits<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:22pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm<b>OFWGKTAkieran</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 2:51am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:43pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 9:30am<b>BCguy3</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 9:06am<b>jerzjay</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 7:51am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:59am<b>Mons</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:25am<b>mtzbraves</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 2:54am<b>e_is_for_eli</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:19pm<b>AraSmith</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 7:35pm<b>Ray3355</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:42am<b>Samjit</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 11:44am<b>tompom331</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:25am<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:41am<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:17am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 6:27pm

Fucked!<b>tompom331</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:26pm<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:41pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:18am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 12:27am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:43am<b>PITSB</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 5:38am<b>mattv88</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 1:46am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:10pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:55am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 4:27pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 7:31pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:12am<b>ColbyGB</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 3:25am<b>SamBeast</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:07pm<b>jpc1995</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:13pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:39am<b>swolenigga</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:50pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:17pm

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yoursmileishawt's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31732) - you deserved it (1802)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

#21426994
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28861) - you deserved it (2992)

On 06/16/2015 at 12:13pm - misc - by VHBJ - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

#21422192
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30180) - you deserved it (2230)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:46am - misc - by .......... (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

#21420563
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30191) - you deserved it (3299)

On 06/04/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

#21420106
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30464) - you deserved it (2782)

On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

#21420087
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35880) - you deserved it (2542)

On 06/03/2015 at 3:22am - intimacy - by W T F (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29425) - you deserved it (3952)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

#21419928
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28005) - you deserved it (3715)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

#21419579
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26513) - you deserved it (1570)

On 06/02/2015 at 4:59am - work - by IrNatalie - United States (Arizona)

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

#21418496
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26539) - you deserved it (6056)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

#21417834
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27607) - you deserved it (1806)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

#21410748
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32699) - you deserved it (2390)

On 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

#21387543
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31969) - you deserved it (2503)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML

#21387442
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28396) - you deserved it (3658)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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