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Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure.… Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something… Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was…