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youngsparrow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 771
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About youngsparrow : I'm your typical college student whose diet consist of caffeine and raw fish, yep.

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Visits<b>Mysterious_one</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:34pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 5:24am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 2:05pm<b>YourOpinionSucks</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:45am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:39pm<b>brasiliano</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 6:11pm<b>hugozac88</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 3:04pm<b>jad0016</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 6:08pm<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 9:50pm<b>shufflyn</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 7:14pm<b>MattBenid</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 2:00pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 12:01am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 10:58am<b>caitlin9marks</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:21am<b>colton_colton</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 2:03pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 7:45am<b>D3SMOND</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 9:16pm<b>jgwyh</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 11:38pm

Liked!<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 8:05pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 6:47am<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 5:20am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 1:45pm<b>olpally</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 2:11am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:03pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 2:10am<b>GodPart2</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 1:43pm<b>sheba72</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 8:44am<b>tiptoe55</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 2:06pm<b>RedSoloCup</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 6:21am<b>thekingofyou</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 4:34am<b>minutepoet</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 1:26pm<b>WillowB47</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 2:36am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 7:27am

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youngsparrow's favorite FMLs

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30259) - you deserved it (4426)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35139) - you deserved it (3386)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

#21355411
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33475) - you deserved it (1835)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

#21341221
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (4248)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

#21330296
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30542) - you deserved it (2787)

On 01/03/2015 at 10:56pm - misc - by Dear Lord Save Me (woman) - United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil)

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

#21325704
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28616) - you deserved it (7172)

On 12/28/2014 at 4:07am - kids - by angryman -

Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32480) - you deserved it (3039)

On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32061) - you deserved it (4041)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

#21280509
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34367) - you deserved it (12295)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

#21279967
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29169) - you deserved it (3346)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:12pm - health - by catt - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML

#21258099
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41222) - you deserved it (6412)

On 09/14/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by HiImAlfredo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31763) - you deserved it (18267)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

#21253639
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35557) - you deserved it (3950)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

#21253432
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31537) - you deserved it (2430)

On 09/07/2014 at 12:52am - health - by SymmetricalPizzaFace (woman) - United States (California)



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