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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 April 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 172640
  • Number of comments : 270
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About youaresofucked : nowhere close to perfect ........

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Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML

#3645286
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10678) - you deserved it (59903)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by ChrisC (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

#2311636
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15287) - you deserved it (112227)

On 05/26/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by Wick (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML

#518934
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20618) - you deserved it (81228)

On 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

#516140
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74467) - you deserved it (6730)

On 03/21/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by motherdearest (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

#239413
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (153446) - you deserved it (7234)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

#214447
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55459) - you deserved it (140093)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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