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yorkie_16

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 495
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yorkie_16 : Aspiring singer;musician;❤️ sports&music are my passion, feel free to message me I'm always up for making new friends :).

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yorkie_16's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

#21457997
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34261) - you deserved it (1736)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML

#21315734
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21325) - you deserved it (27159)

On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

#21292826
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32959) - you deserved it (2971)

On 11/05/2014 at 5:21pm - love - by thedudeman14 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the highlight of my day was when I figured out that my little brother's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. FML

#21048030
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37390) - you deserved it (7329)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by LarissaT18 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47682) - you deserved it (4130)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML

#20862871
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26908) - you deserved it (92913)

On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18822) - you deserved it (31920)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37515) - you deserved it (26018)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38932) - you deserved it (11739)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30186) - you deserved it (3273)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31754) - you deserved it (7385)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML

#1818659
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67690) - you deserved it (2858)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:41pm - work - by IT_4_Hire (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30192) - you deserved it (276243)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paper work. Later, she asks me, "What does Caucasian mean?". I ask, "Why?". Apparently she didn't recognize the word so she checked "other" and wrote in "white". FML

#192383
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46540) - you deserved it (4916)

On 03/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by buryuntime (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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