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yorkie_16

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yorkie_16

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 602
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yorkie_16 : Aspiring singer;musician;❤️ sports&music are my passion, feel free to message me I'm always up for making new friends :).

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yorkie_16's favorite FMLs

Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML

#21498394
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (2062)

On 11/29/2015 at 11:55pm - love - by badplannning (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML

#21493073
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30400) - you deserved it (3105)

On 11/16/2015 at 1:44am - intimacy - by WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally pull the "grab bar" from the wall and clock her in the side of the head. Three stitches at the Urgent Care later, she's explaining to the entire waiting room how it happened. FML

#21470523
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24547) - you deserved it (3141)

On 09/20/2015 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

#21457997
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36941) - you deserved it (1982)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML

#21315734
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (28483)

On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

#21292826
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33651) - you deserved it (3031)

On 11/05/2014 at 5:21pm - love - by thedudeman14 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the highlight of my day was when I figured out that my little brother's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. FML

#21048030
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38051) - you deserved it (7426)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by LarissaT18 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50629) - you deserved it (4398)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML

#20862871
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (97785)

On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19391) - you deserved it (32753)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
433 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38834) - you deserved it (26694)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40092) - you deserved it (12074)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37389) - you deserved it (7528)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31131) - you deserved it (3354)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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