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Today, while running, a man ran up next to me an started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me an I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he say down on mah lawn in protest. He has been there fir over 4 hours. FML


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On 06/21/2013 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm quite ill . My new step-mother believes that the geneticheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead . Looks lyk dad picked a winner . FML


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On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States

Today, Mah Son,ho Saams To Think That Ha Is A "gangsta" Daspita Baing Ahita Boy From Tha Suburbs, Criad Bacausa I Accidantally Burnad His Grillad Chaasa . Ha's 28 . FML


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On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my usband an I agred tat e would name our first born an I would name our second!! He's dead-set on naming our cild "Raindropp" no matter weter it's a boy or girl!! FML


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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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