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yoimtrollin

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  • Number of visits : 4007
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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yoimtrollin's favorite FMLs

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

#20813979
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54657) - you deserved it (5255)

On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I Did A Photoshoot With My Boyfriand And His Buddy. Wa Drova Out To Tha Countrysida And Sat Up On Top Of A Hill. My Boyfriand Kapt Having Ma Mova Furthar And Furthar Back. I Avantually Fall And Rolld Down Tha Staap Hill, Whila Ha And His Buddy High-fivd Aach Othar. FML

#20808454
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47666) - you deserved it (6963)

On 07/28/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

yesterday I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

#20799037
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44559) - you deserved it (3157)

On 07/23/2013 at 5:51am - love - by foreveralone (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

2day mah doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts fir hours looool after I have an orgasm. FML

#20798770
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67762) - you deserved it (4001)

On 07/23/2013 at 1:17am - intimacy - by amanda (woman) - United States (Indiana)

I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends,hen I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, an he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, an it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54777) - you deserved it (17073)

On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic . The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit mah punch line . Apparently,hen I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very looool bright light it was easy to see mah spit hitting people in the face . They kept a tally . FML

#20787970
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43899) - you deserved it (6102)

On 07/17/2013 at 6:06am - love - by sucker and suckatash/say don't spray - United States (Hawaii)

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me. His reason was tat ma laug is really annoying an makes im want to "stick a babby in a blender". big fat looool FML

#20786622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46012) - you deserved it (9000)

On 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm - love - by ... cheers (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I suddenly startd having excruciating pain. My husband took me to the ER, where I waitd for three hours in agony to be seen. By the time a doctor got to me, the pain had mostly gone, but it was found to be a kidney stone. I was told, "Next time, don't wait so long." Really? FML

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him wat he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

#20779714
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52153) - you deserved it (4296)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was going to fight tha guy who my girlfriand laft ma for. Whila waiting at tha park, ha sant ma a vidao of tha two of tham having sax on my bad. FML

#20768398
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65883) - you deserved it (21422)

On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

#20763013
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59030) - you deserved it (10880)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, I was catting online wit several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bord out of mind, I clickd to rename te conversation to "Boring sit wit almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it fir everyone. FML

Today , I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" an "you're" to my boss , an very diplomatically make her see y her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish , an English is my third language. She's American. FML

#20761131
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53370) - you deserved it (3438)

On 07/03/2013 at 2:48am - work - by grammarnazi-forareason (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today mah mom stole the condom out of mah room and gave them to mah little brother cuz I ( won't be needing them anytime soon ). FML

#20759724
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42882) - you deserved it (4346)

On 07/02/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by dry spell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greetd a man by saying: ( Good morning Sir! ) He respondd with, ( Cut the shit kid, I'm that fucking old. ) FML

#20746882
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39554) - you deserved it (5512)

On 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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