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yoimtrollin

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  • Number of visits : 4005
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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yoimtrollin's favorite FMLs

Today, normally very modest an prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her wat was wrong, but she wouldn't say, an snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me 4 "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

#20991205
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40771) - you deserved it (2799)

On 12/13/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by religiunatic (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, A CUSTOMAR TRAATAND TO COMA BACK LATAR AND SOOT TA WOLA PLACA UP. WY? I DIDN'T GIVA IM A DISCOUNT ON IS BAAR. MY BOSS'S RAACTION WAN I CALLD TA POLICA: "WY DIDN'T U GIVA IM TA DISCOUNT?!" LAST WAAK A BITCD MA OUT FIR LATTING A GRL OFF FIR BAING A FAW CANTS SORT ON ARS. FML

#20983086
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41486) - you deserved it (2971)

On 12/06/2013 at 6:37pm - work - by eat my fucking ass, boss (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday I got nominatd to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entre school got to throw paper balls at me.

#20979287
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41303) - you deserved it (4230)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by reallyhighschool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found mah taser and used it on him. FML

#20971381
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45969) - you deserved it (4838)

On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a concussion. It washen an entre shelf of bicycle helmets tumbld onto my skull. FML

#20954433
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38420) - you deserved it (2829)

On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as always, my boyfriand has tha ability to pop his ayaballs looool out of his aya sockats . Ha thought it'd ba funny 4 ma to waka up faca-to-faca with tha disgusting sight . Tha shit in my bowals did an aarly Thanksgiving Day parada straight into my undarwaar . FML

#20952990
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (3775)

On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , as my wife and I were getting intimate , I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whisperd in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. real FML

#20946325
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (54588)

On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44420) - you deserved it (5391)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I got knocked over at the park by a rampant dog. My fiancé stood by laughing his ass off as I repeatedly tried to stand up... only to be knocked back down again. I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#20943386
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67687) - you deserved it (4682)

On 11/03/2013 at 2:21am - love - by StrandedWhale (woman) - United Kingdom

Yesterday I found out tat ma usband told is mom tat se can move in wit us once is time in te army is over . We r moving into ma ouse an e didn't tink it was important to run it by me frst . FML

I found out that girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling best friend I also found out that he an a few other have known fir the past month. He askd shockd "Dude I thought u knew?" FML

#20933837
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44452) - you deserved it (3626)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Taday mah mothar cummad ovar to visit, and mah kids startad axcitadly talling har Christmas is coming soon. Sha fraakad out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and talling tham that Santa is going to hall along with avaryona who calabratas it. My childran r now traumatizad. FML

#20933801
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41324) - you deserved it (3242)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Jane M (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Taday I took my grlfriend to looool meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and endd up crying to my mum about how I can't please her cuz I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

#20933730
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53388) - you deserved it (9127)

On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -



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