Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

yoimtrollin

Offline (16 hours ago) | Search for a member

yoimtrollin

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4314
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About yoimtrollin : You're looking at my profile now.

yoimtrollin's page activity

Visits<b>Toughsky</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 1:24pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:38pm<b>prthundergod</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 11:25pm<b>WaltzingPhanthom</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:22pm<b>BlackStar288</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 12:41pm<b>ThatOneGirl2020</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 10:50pm<b>cocainewhore</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:52am<b>Demig0d6</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 12:04pm<b>DutchRogue</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 1:46am<b>garage</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 11:32pm<b>testtest2</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 6:50pm<b>cwrocker</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 2:40pm<b>Corvo_Attano</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 11:12pm<b>slammed_gti</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 2:28am<b>AwkwardShoe</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 3:55am<b>anormalperson</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 2:05am<b>TheManInWhiteXx</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 8:53am

Fucked!<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:55am<b>prthundergod</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:25am<b>WaltzingPhanthom</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:22am<b>ThatOneGirl2020</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 3:50am

yoimtrollin's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of yoimtrollin's badges

yoimtrollin's favorite FMLs

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

#21351065
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27644) - you deserved it (2936)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML

#21346746
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25826) - you deserved it (6875)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML

#21346702
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24576) - you deserved it (2133)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML

#21329484
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29433) - you deserved it (2095)

On 01/02/2015 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

#21329462
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34448) - you deserved it (6822)

On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

#21329304
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32193) - you deserved it (2438)

On 01/02/2015 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

#21325871
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40363) - you deserved it (2988)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to drive my husband to hospital after he tried to burn his pubes off with a lighter as part of a bet. On the upside, he probably won't be bugging me for sex for a while. On the downside, I'm married to a moron. FML

#21324724
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31310) - you deserved it (4873)

On 12/26/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by If IQs could be negative... (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run." then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

#21323182
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32895) - you deserved it (3399)

On 12/24/2014 at 9:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML

#21298962
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27979) - you deserved it (2829)

On 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by shreking_bawl (man) - Norway

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

#21297627
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29533) - you deserved it (8319)

On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

#21287621
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40176) - you deserved it (3056)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:24am - misc - by carless - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

#21287196
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (3501)

On 10/28/2014 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31667) - you deserved it (2528)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: