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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yoha_ordonez : Hello there! 19 years old here. College sophomore. I'm into metal and hard rock. I play soccer. I like meeting new people so hit me up on here ;p.

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Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML


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On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

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