About yeti37 : I come here whenever I feel like life sucks. Then I read how crappy others have it and I don't feel so bad! Thanks, FML community!
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Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
by Eyalsh / 01/29/2015 at 11:53pm / Germany (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 8:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 3:33am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by Halcyon_Sancta / 01/19/2015 at 8:05am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by momac86 / 01/19/2015 at 1:34am / United States / Health
Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
by Can I press charges? / 01/15/2015 at 12:23pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by livingstonjamie / 01/13/2015 at 3:28am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
by fukinlonely / 01/12/2015 at 7:53am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
by SadSister:( / 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm / United States / Kids
by good2know / 01/09/2015 at 6:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
by anonymous / 01/08/2015 at 2:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/08/2015 at 9:24am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Intimacy
by LadyNexus / 01/06/2015 at 10:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by rimenrezon / 01/06/2015 at 9:10am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by myboyfriendisweird / 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…