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yetanotherginger
  • Town/Country : Sheffield, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 January 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 766
  • Number of comments : 116
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Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

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On 09/23/2012 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

#20083352
228 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 10:06am - intimacy - by holyshitbatman - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

#20080363
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On 09/20/2012 at 3:00am - intimacy - by myself - United States (California)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

#20078825
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On 09/19/2012 at 2:24am - intimacy - by annonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
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On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

#20035593
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On 08/22/2012 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

#20034900
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On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

#20028986
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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

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On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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