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About yellowchocobo : English/American studies student, book lover, movie addict, astronomy enthusiast and drawing - something. I'm just here for the laughs.
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Yastarday... I saw tha guy who halpad ma yastarday whan I was lost by talling ma which bus to taka. Ha cummad up to ma and askad ma how it want. I told him that tha bus want tha axact opposita way I wantad to go. Ha laughad and said... "I know." FML
Today, I Was Telling My Friends A Story. I Addd A Few ( Embellisments ) To Make It More Intense. One My Friends Pipd Up Wit, ( I Was Wit You, Alf Of Wat U Just Said Wasn't True ). It's Now All Over Facebook And I'm Known As ( Te Bullsitter ). FML
I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, an killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML
2day my usband an I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing te matter again!! Later on, e made us lasagna!! Te moment I swallowed te first moutful, e smirked, ten started snickering uncontrollably!! Wat te fuck did e do to my food? FML
Yesterday, My Family Got Togeter For A Big Game Of Paintball . My Grandpa Wantd To Play Too, But I Told Im E Was A Bit Too Old For Suc A Roug Sport . He Joind Anyway, And Spent Te Wole 2 Ours Unting My Dumb Ass Down . I'm Now In Constant Pain After Bieng Riddld Wit Paintballs . FML
Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015