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yazmi_09

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2267
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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yazmi_09's page activity

Visits<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 9:35pm<b>Draysor</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 6:10am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 12:29am<b>justindrew14</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 8:59pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:17am<b>trevieh47</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 7:07pm<b>SiraSiemens</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 6:36am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 4:30am<b>Arni792</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 3:30pm<b>buttsniffer300</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:30am<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 12:09pm<b>tigersman1c</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 7:39am<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 4:21pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 4:17am<b>JennixPanda</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 3:35pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 11:39am<b>AhmedKhomeini</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:16pm<b>kamart</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:04am

Fucked!<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 10:30am<b>Arni792</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:30pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:32am<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 1:21am

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Consolation prize

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It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

yazmi_09's favorite FMLs

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2010 at 9:25am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

by Anonymous / 09/17/2010 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

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