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yaziyo
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35521) - you deserved it (6308)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm - work - by Jacky-Boy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7318) - you deserved it (103549)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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