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xzanex

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2460
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xzanex : I'm a typical college student who just never outgrew reading FMLs.

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Visits<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 4:58pm<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 12:00pm<b>sevenwondersx</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 9:01am<b>yosico22</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 7:50pm<b>potionowl</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:53am<b>asdfghjklmoo</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:15pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 9:07pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:27pm<b>lucythomson</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Rkikkas9713</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 12:54pm<b>vicky_lynnnnn</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:28am<b>InvictusTribuni</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:20pm<b>Marshmallowjello</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 3:03pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 1:41pm<b>pooldude</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 6:09am<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 12:36pm<b>satanictoaster</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 9:41am

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xzanex's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

#21437701
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28901) - you deserved it (2483)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:59pm - kids - by BlazefireSaber (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26459) - you deserved it (3245)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

#21432849
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30382) - you deserved it (2316)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm - love - by isaidfuckoff (woman) - United States

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

#21432612
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23545) - you deserved it (2155)

On 06/27/2015 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31756) - you deserved it (2302)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38260) - you deserved it (4194)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

#21423894
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35262) - you deserved it (6973)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30220) - you deserved it (2969)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25888) - you deserved it (3107)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

#21411433
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (2668)

On 05/17/2015 at 12:08pm - love - by creepedoutmom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

#21399752
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (8904)

On 04/26/2015 at 12:05am - intimacy - by montanadinosaur (man) - United States (Florida)



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