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About xxxxnikkix : Message me if you would like? No promises I'll answer immediately.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Friday 5 February 2016