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Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35062) - you deserved it (2680)

On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML


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On 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm - kids - by SmellyCloset (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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