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by Anonymous / 12/13/2014 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Money
by SmellyCloset / 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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