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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xxxshallowxxx : - I attend the University of Victoria (BC, Canada)
- Play squash 6-10 hours a week
- Workout 3 days a week
- Enjoy music (playing, listening, creating)
- Play Video games when I find the time (rare when you have ^^those things^^ to deal with)
- Love Life (as everyone should)

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You've liked someone. How cute!


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50924) - you deserved it (7093)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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