About xxxkassixxx : I love pierce the veil and botdf of mice and men... Black veil brides, falling in reverse.. bands like so. I'm a Dawson whore (Shane Dawson) I love rainbows and unicorns.... I'm bisexual so yeah message me! I preach p.l.u.r (peace love unity respect) And I will be nice to you if your nice to me :) but if you wanna be a bitch honey ill be 10 times worse. My favorite color is raaaainbow! I love you. No that's creepy I don't know you... I'm 14... Uhm my dating status is I'm taken by BRANDON TORRES love scene and emo guys :p I'm random! Well anyways have a colorful day I give you lots of love ;3
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Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by probablydodgedabullet / 11/08/2013 at 6:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I was in a public restroom when my almost-2-year-old figured out how to open the door and run out. Half-a-dozen strangers watched me scramble to pull up my pants and moon everyone before running after her. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2013 at 10:23am / United States / Kids
Today, I was having sex for the first time with a girl who wanted to be friends with benefits. Halfway through sex she noticed that I had the same tattoo as her brother, and had a full-on panic attack that lasted half-an-hour. FML
by thatescalatedquickly / 11/07/2013 at 3:52am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Grandson / 11/07/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML
by nevergoingtopeeagain / 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by awkward / 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by :/ / 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
by barebackingit / 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML
by fuckyouverymuch / 10/26/2013 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Money