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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1991 (24 years)
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Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (3109)

On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML


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On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29952) - you deserved it (4511) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML


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On 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm - animals - by craZycatLady - United States (Kansas)

Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML


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On 04/20/2015 at 12:57pm - money - by ihatekids - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML


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On 04/17/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML


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On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML


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On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML


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On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML


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On 04/02/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by King.Dick. (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML


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On 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML


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On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML


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On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

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