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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1998 (15 years)
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  • Number of comments : 18
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. This poses a problem, because her mother is my boss, and we work in an office on the first story of their apartment. Tomorrow I have to decide whether to quit my awesome and only job, or go to work for my now ex's mother in their house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37530) - you deserved it (4364)

On 02/25/2014 at 12:22am - love - by M.A. (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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