About xxlivingcorpsexx : My name is Gary (yes, like the fucking snail). Currently 16 years of age. I'm into many of the metal sub-genres, my favorite being math-core :D I love to read books, and I'm a stickler for decent spelling and grammar.
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by iheartmorons / 01/14/2012 at 9:31am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by snarly1 / 01/03/2012 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Love
by cheese123 / 01/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Scarred4Life / 01/01/2012 at 1:18am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
by thathurt / 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
by axel519 / 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
by Girl-of-very-little-brain / 12/29/2011 at 7:01am / Canada / Health
Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
by Grossed Out / 12/29/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Snurkles McGree / 12/29/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…