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xxlillyxx

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 June 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3321
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xxlillyxx : (yess the pic is of weed its only temporary plz dont mind it)
whats there to tell???? XD
likes:
P!ATD,FOB...music in general,
Chuck Norris, Nepoleon Dynamite(who doesnt like Nepoleon???)

dislikes:
Hannah Montanna,Jonas Brothers,Brittany Spears,Barney(no wait...he gives me drugs jkjkjkjk)

i guss im ur average teen,although my lifez pretty F'd up.
ive moved about 10 times, i live with my aunt, my mom lives in FL (i live in new england), i dont know my dad, my brother lives with another aunt about 2 hours away, to top it off my dog just died!!! FML


e mail me- angel.4rom.abov@gmail.com
(plz dont if ur a stalker,creep,jerk,ass, or just plain anoying.)

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xxlillyxx's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

by imscrewed / 07/29/2009 at 3:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I went to buy lunch at a grocery store. The total was 3 pounds, and my card got rejected for insufficient funds. I fished about for change, and found I only had 2 pounds. A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound. A homeless man paid my lunch. FML

by faentalivetmitt / 07/29/2009 at 10:24am / Norway (Oslo) / Money

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went to buy lunch at a grocery store. The total was 3 pounds, and my card got rejected for insufficient funds. I fished about for change, and found I only had 2 pounds. A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound. A homeless man paid my lunch. FML

by faentalivetmitt / 07/29/2009 at 10:24am / Norway (Oslo) / Money

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Today, after four years of anorexia and lots of recovery, my parents took me out to dinner with my counselor and whole family to celebrate my progress. I ended up eating something that made me vomit everything I ate. My parents now think I am bulmic and are sending me back to counseling. FML

by nothungry / 07/28/2009 at 8:47pm / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

by notsexy / 07/28/2009 at 6:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for my boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was "if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK". FML

by JobHunter / 07/28/2009 at 8:27am / Malta / Work

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

by skygoddess / 07/28/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML

by Thalassophobic / 07/21/2009 at 1:32am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

by crazyt446 / 07/11/2009 at 11:13am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy