About xxhollilollixx : I walk on two legs, stand about 64" tall. I have a head, complete with two eyes, two ears, a nose, and a mouth. I have two arms, each equipped with a hand with 5 fingers and two legs on two feet with 5 toes each. I have a frontside, a backside, a bloody mass of internal organs encased in a skeleton covered layers of muscles, tendons and ligaments; fat and flesh; nerves and dermis; and finally, wrapped in a nice layer of skin.
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