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About xxMrfriendxx : Well I'm Caleb, I currently play rugby, I also swim and dive, but I have played many more sports in my lifetime, I like hot chocolate, I like reading FMLs because they are funny and give me a good laugh. I also enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset. I have a "ghetto booty" courtesy of my mother. I enjoy making other people laugh and brightening up their day!

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Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML


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On 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by chuchie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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